happy 4/20 everyone... puff puff pass...

 there are days where i truly miss smoking weed. those days are usually the ones filled with pain. if i had a place to get weed legally closer to me, i would be so fucking high right now. 

here are your two videos for this day of National Poetry Month:

here are your highlights from the NHL playoffs last night:

here are your highlights from the NBA playoffs last night:

the New York Yankees defeated the Angels last night, 3-2, in 10 innings. hopefully, they will win the series this afternoon.

the USMNT and Mexico played to a 1-1 draw last night.

AEW Dynamite was pretty good last night.

The Masked Singer was basically a recap show last night.

the series finale of Snowfall was excellent last night. i love that they kept the ending as real as possible. they didn't go for anything real flashy, knowing that reality has its own sobering sorrow.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight and NJPW.

the New York Rangers play Game 2 at New Jersey tonight. hopefully, they will find a way to win and go up 2-0 in the series.

Manchester United plays this afternoon against Sevilla in Spain. it is a MUST WIN game to advance in the Europa League.

i need to go back to the grocery store today for some stuff that wasn't on the list yesterday. plus, i believe mom has pills ready. i'll get those on the way back from her doctor's appointment.

i should be on here tomorrow after mom has physical therapy. hopefully, i will have poems to type up.

i hope everyone has a great day. 

until tomorrow kids...

fight the power.

fuck racism.

fuck hatred.

fuck war.

fuck the police.

black lives matter.

stay healthy.

wash your fucking hands.

stay off the fucking streets.

get the fucking shot.

se supone que lloverá esta noche

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Free Weed - High With Me

G. Love & Special Sauce - Who's Got The Weed

Cypress Hill - I Wanna Get High

HIXTAPE, Ashland Craft & Brothers Osborne - I Smoke Weed

Soul Asylum - Summer of Drugs

"I prefer a real villain to a false hero." - Killer Mike

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

smoke 'em if you got 'em...

happy 4/20 to everyone. every single ounce of me would love to get so fucking high right now. hopefully all of you do it for me.

here is your poetry for this day of National Poetry Month:

the New York Yankees won last night 4-3. the bullpen tried to blow the game, but thankfully they didn't. they play against Toronto again tonight.

Vice News Tonight had another great week of shows.

The Big Bang Theory was very good last night.

Young Sheldon was very funny last night.

Life in Pieces was good last night.

Gotham was great last night.

Atlanta was fucking awesome last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be VICE, NJPW, Major League Wrestling, Real Time with Bill Maher and Wyatt Cenac's Problem Areas.

rest in peace to the man who taught me how to hate Michigan, Earle Bruce.

the grocery store was pure fucking chaos today. they have moved everything in the fucking store. of course, i had just mastered where every fucking thing was. between that, the scroll mom had, being in the store for more than 2 hours and my blood sugar dropping, i was a bit of an asshole by the end of it. mom of course complained and i had the same comeback i've had for the past 35 years. if you wouldn't have had children with the bottom of the gene pool, maybe this wouldn't be a problem. and the sad thing is, she knows i'm right.

i will probably be on here tomorrow after Manchester United plays Tottenham in the FA Cup semifinals. i'm really hoping i will be in a good mood.

that's all for me kids.

dos articulaciones al día mantendrán a los demonios alejados

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

G. Love & Special Sauce - Who's Got The Weed
Jack Johnson - Willie Got Me Stoned (Live)
Cypress Hill - I Wanna Get High (Live)
Free Weed - High With Me
David Bowie - Moonage Daydream

"If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them." - Pietro Aretino

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

i always wondered what life would be like in Seattle

we have had somewhere close to 3 inches of rain here in the last 24 hours or so. not exactly fun for a guy dealing with arthritis, but that's life. thankfully, it's not nearly as bad as what other places in the country have got. but, it does remind me that i won't be living in the Pacific Northwest anytime soon in my life.

the New York Yankees got killed yesterday 12-3. if they would have won, it would have been the first time all season they would have been 5 games over .500. that should explain just how mediocre they have been this season. they start a series with Toronto tonight. this series should clearly show if they have a chance at the playoffs or not.

team USA men's basketball team won 100-97 over a France team playing without Tony Parker yesterday. if they don't get better defensively, i wouldn't be shocked if there is no gold medal this year. i did like that one sports guy pointed out the biggest hole on the team... no LeBron James. life is always easier when the best in the world is on your side.

Big Brother was pretty funny last night. i love that Paulie's game is totally fucked now. i'm sure his brother is proud.

all of the Sunday night shows were excellent last night. The Night Of was spectacular. Ballers was hilarious. Vice Principals was really funny. Power was off the charts fucking amazing. at least 3 holy shit moments last night. Ray Donovan was really good. Roadies was excellent. it showed off the immense talent that is Ron White. and as always, Last Week Tonight was brilliant:

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

nothing on the DVR tonight. i'll be watching Monday Night Raw for most of the evening, weather permitting.

they are saying we are going to have thunderstorms on and off all night. good times.

i did listen to the latest Sam Roberts' Show Podcast today. two excellent interviews with Eric Andre and Penn Jillette. to listen to the episode, go here: http://notsam.com/srshow/2016/8/14/srshow-eric-andr-penn-jillette

i think my mother fucked up her back somehow. i think she may have a bulging disc or something like that. of course, she's stubborn, so i have no clue how long she'll go before she gets it checked out.

i hope everyone had a great weekend.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Free Weed - High With Me
Machine Gun Kelly - Simple Man (Live)
Grouplove - Welcome to Your Life

"Life itself is the proper binge." - Julia Child

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: