i'd give my left arm for a good night of sleep...

i thought i was being a good boy last night, i got in bed before 2:30 in the morning. of course, the first time i saw the clock, it was 5:30. then i saw it again at 6:15. again at 7:20 and finally at 9:15, i decided, fuck it, and got out of bed. it was like a series of shitty naps. and my dreams consist of all my old girlfriends laughing at me. good times.

Smackdown was really good last night. i feel sorry for the women in WWE not named Becky, Charlotte, Ronda, Sasha or Bailey. i have no damn clue why they took the women's title off of Asuka last night and put it on Charlotte. while it makes the main event of WrestleMania that more interesting, Asuka is easily one of the best females on the roster. i did love the tag team gauntlet as the way for Kofi to get his match at WrestleMania against Daniel Bryan.

205 Live was pretty good last night.

The Jim Jefferies Show was fucking hilarious last night.

i was not surprised when i saw the news yesterday that Jordan Davis has decided to transfer from the University of Dayton. i think he saw the writing on the wall as much as the fans did. i really hope he finds the best school for him for his final two years of college.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight, You're the Worst, Drop the Mic and What We Do in the Shadows. i'll watch NXT and NXT UK sometime tonight on WWE Network.

i did watch most of the USMNT vs. Chile last night. i thought the USA did well to get a 1-1 draw with a team that was clearly more cohesive than theirs. i think once the coach can decide on a lineup, the USA will only get better.

the New York Rangers play tonight at Boston. lose for Hughes boys.

i'm going to try to be on here before the New York Yankees have their season opener against Baltimore tomorrow. so, if that happens, i'll be on here in the morning. if not, i'll be on here after the game is over.

that's all for me kids. until tomorrow...

Fuma mis cenizas cuando muera por favor

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Shovels & Rope & Shakey Graves - Unknown Legend
Preservation Hall Jazz Band & Tom Waits - Tootie Ma Is a Big Fine Thing
Amanda Palmer & Jherek Bischoff - Purple Rain

"A writer should have this little voice inside of you saying, Tell the truth. Reveal a few secrets here."                                                                                                        - Quentin Tarantino

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: