surviving the road filled with elderly drivers

i had to take some paperwork for mom over to the doctor's office this afternoon. i figured i would do the grocery shopping afterwards. the drive over to the office wasn't bad, but the drive to the grocery store from there was fucking nuts. between farm equipment, construction, and some old fucker driving 20 miles per hour under the speed limit, my patience was severely being tested. one good thing, i did get gas for under $1 a gallon today. that's the good thing about getting gas at the same place you get your groceries and pills. so, other than the old lady cutting me off in the grocery store parking lot, it was a decent afternoon. i got everything i needed in the store, other than my favorite spiced rum. apparently, they don't sell it anymore. so i got some Bacardi Gold instead.

my sister is down here for a couple days i guess. so, i won't be drinking alone i suppose.

Vice News Tonight was excellent last night. i learned more than i really ever needed to know about emojis.

The Big Bang Theory was hilarious last night.

Life in Pieces had me howling with laughter last night.

Better Things was very funny and also a harrowing look back into my teen years. heartbreak was the end of the world, i remember that so well.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Vice News Tonight and NJPW.

the New York Rangers play tonight at Carolina. hopefully i will be enjoying a victory beer tonight.

the Sacramento Kings had their home opener last night. i didn't get to see much of the game. they lost to San Antonio 102-94, which was much closer than i thought it was going to be.

i think i'm going to do a little poetry work tonight, figure out where i'll be sending some poems late tonight or tomorrow morning.

i'll be on here after Manchester United plays in the morning. Ohio State plays in the afternoon, so i have a nice window to write.

the weather is supposed to take another turn back to summer this weekend. i know there will be many happy people in costumes. i remember that i had a winter coat on for most of my youth while trick or treating. i think they said it was going to be near 80 this weekend. good thing global warming is just a myth.

i hope everyone has a great weekend. call if you need bail money.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

today's music is brought to you by the letter M:

Lady Gaga - Million Reasons
Aesop Rock - My Belly
Grant Lee Buffalo - Mockingbirds
Highly Suspect - My Name Is Human

"The worst tragedy that could have befallen me was my success. I knew right away that I was through - cast out." - Jonas Salk

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: