time to shave i guess

i slept longer than i wanted to (shocking) this morning. i really didn't have time to eat breakfast before taking mom to get her rental car. sadly, this has happened enough that i now know... if i don't eat breakfast before 10 AM, no matter what i have for breakfast, i will be on the toilet, really enjoying life. sure enough, at the stroke of noon today, there i was racing for the toilet just as i was getting ready to watch Manchester United. good times.

for National Poetry Month, i give you:

i really enjoyed NJPW last night. after that, i watched the NBC special on Prince. that sort of gave me a little closure on everything. after that, i watched VICE on HBO. i really hope someone asks Trump about that golf course in Dubai and the slave labor going on to build it.

enjoy some music kids:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Lemonade (Beyonce's special on HBO), ROH and Saturday Night Live's tribute to Prince.

i did get a chance to listen to the latest Sam Roberts' Show podcast today. if you'd like to find out just how stupid some Americans are, i highly recommend it.
http://notsam.com/srshow/2016/4/22/srshow-the-trans-bathroom-debate

Manchester United probably played the best first half i had seen them play all season today. they were up 1-0 going into halftime. then, Everton showed some urgency in the second half, though it took a Chris Smalling own goal to get them level. thankfully, Anthony Martial came to the rescue. he scored with probably 30 seconds left in the game. i believe the whole fucking neighborhood could hear me screaming at the top of my lungs when he scored. Manchester United will be playing for the FA Cup for the first time since 2007. way too long of a drought. i can't wait for that drink tonight.

the New York Yankees stopped their losing streak last night. i think the whole season might have turned when Jacoby Ellsbury had a straight steal of home. that sort of woke everyone up. the Yankees went on to win the game 6-3. fast forward to this afternoon, and the Yankees were trailing late. they found a way to tie the game and then Brett Gardner hit a walk off home run to win the game 3-2. holy shit, a winning streak. they go for the sweep tomorrow.

and then that brings me to the New York Rangers. honestly, i didn't watch much of the game today. as soon as i heard that AV had scratched Dan Boyle and replaced him with Dan Girardi, i knew the worst was going to come. sure enough, the Rangers lost 6-3 to be eliminated in just 5 games. god willing, the powers that be will know some fucking changes HAVE to happen for next season to be the season we have been waiting for since 1994.

so, time to go shave off the little playoff beard i have and eat a little dinner.

i hope everyone has a great Saturday. call if you need bail money.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

The Crystal Method - Busy Child
LCD Soundsystem - North American Scum
Empire of the Sun - Alive
Daft Punk - Da Funk
The Glitch Mob - Can't Kill Us

"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." - William Shakespeare

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: