tossing and turning

so i was picking up the trash after i ate dinner last night. by the time i was done taking it out to the curb, the Yankees were already down 5-0. needless to say, i didn't pay much attention to the game the rest of the night. they eventually lost 15-1. when your best pitcher is an infielder, you know it was a truly shitty night. they play again this afternoon. hopefully they have last night out of their system.

WWE Tough Enough went about how i thought it would. all 4 of the matches were better than i thought they were going to be. that's mostly because of Cesaro and Alicia Fox. Amanda should have won, but lost because she decided to play a heel. hopefully Sara Lee invests that money wisely, for i have no doubts she will never make it as a wrestler. as for the men, i was very happy to see Josh destroy ZZ in the voting. Josh will be a star in this business before too long. i wouldn't be shocked to see him doing shit down in NXT in a few months. all in all, i wish more of the episodes were like this one and actually featured wrestling instead of the bullshit drama.

speaking of bullshit drama, that brings me to Total Divas. i'm at the point now i just watch it for how horrifically bad it is. this should sum last night's episode up perfectly:

Tyrant last night was excellent. i can't wait for the season finale next week.

Hard Knocks was basically exactly how i saw it written about on the internet. it is more or less football porn starring J.J. Watt. and last night was money shot after money shot. i will admit though, the rookie skits were excellent. next week i'll get to see some of my New Orleans Saints on the show.

i was more or less tossing and turning all night. i was up at 4 to take a piss. and then i had some fucking weird ass dream of my basement as a child being robbed by Tibetan monks while Blur played in the background. i have no fucking clue what it means, though it does have poem written all over it.

time for some music kids:

and now some this and that:

Manchester United plays this afternoon for their chance to make the group stage of the Champions League. they are up 3-1 going into the road game. i figure if they can score early and often, the game should be over by the end of the first half. hopefully that is how it goes.

on the DVR tonight will be Big Brother. i'm really interested to see NXT tonight as they will be showing everything they didn't show last Saturday night in Brooklyn. and for shits and giggles, i'll probably watch ROH again.

i believe there is some moisture in the air as my back and bone spurs have been cranky all fucking day. the shitty sleep didn't help much at all either.

after seeing that shooting on live television this morning, there is a good chance pen will be hitting paper later today for me. plus, my sister isn't taking the stock market tanking that well. thank god i don't have rich people problems.

hope everyone is enjoying their hump day. (insert your favorite perverted line here)

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

David Bowie - Modern Love
Pixies - U-Mass
U2 - Desire
Fitz & The Tantrums - Sweet Dreams (Live)
Prince - P Control

"If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other." - Mother Teresa

and your pro wrestling video of the day: