happy mother's day

happy mother's day to all the mothers in the world, including my own. i hope all of you have an amazing day.

i got up this morning and made breakfast for my mother and sister. i was a little surprised yesterday when my sister volunteered me to do it. no one got sick (so far), so i guess i did a good job.

mom liked what i got her for this day, so that makes me happy.

sadly, Manchester United was playing this morning. they lost to Cardiff 2-0. that sums up this fucking season perfectly. thank god it's over.

the New York Yankees lost last night in Tampa, 7-2. hopefully they will win today to win the series.

ROH was good last night.

Saturday Night Live was pretty funny last night.

My Dad Wrote a Porno was fucking hilarious last night.

here are your highlights from the NHL playoffs last night:

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Home Videos, Barry, the series finale of Veep, Last Week Tonight, Our Cartoon President, Billions and The Chi.

i do plan on watching most of both Game 7's today in the NBA playoffs and Game 2 between Boston and Carolina in the NHL playoffs.

the weather is pretty shitty here at the moment. really gloomy and rainy. so, i guess today this will be the house of arthritis.

i have no clue when i will be on here tomorrow.

i hope everyone had a great Saturday. hopefully, your Sunday will be even better.

feliz día de la madre

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

John Lennon - Mother
Chocolate Genius - My Mom
Natalie Maines - Mother

"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat." - George Carlin

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

no good news comes before noon...

the phone rang at like 8 this morning. then again around 9:30. i looked at the clock and said fuck it. i guess 4 hours was all the sleep i was going to get.

the New York Yankees won last night in Tampa, 4-3. they are now 1/2 game out of first place in the division. hopefully, they will win again tonight.

here are your highlights from the NBA playoffs last night:

NJPW was really good last night.

Vice News Tonight had another great week of shows.

Wu-Tang Clan: Of Mics and Men was great last night.

Wyatt Cenac's Problem Areas was excellent last night.

Real Time with Bill Maher last night was hilarious.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be ROH, Saturday Night Live and My Dad Wrote a Porno.

there are no NBA playoffs tonight, but i do plan on watching Game 1 of Sharks vs. Blues tonight in the NHL playoffs.

my sister is supposed be down here this afternoon sometime.

i did write that poem that was stuck in my head last night. i'll type that out here in a bit.

i will probably be on here tomorrow after Manchester United plays its final match of the season, thankfully.

i hope everyone has a great Saturday. call if you need bail money.

reir ante la muerte, por favor

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Wu-Tang Clan - Bring Da Ruckus
LL Cool J - Around the Way Girl
Beastie Boys - So What'cha Want
Public Enemy - Shut Em Down

"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it." - Salvador Dali

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: