nothing like a good ass whipping

i was really hoping the Dayton Flyers would take a team out behind the woodshed today and kill them. thankfully, i got exactly what i wanted. Dayton had an unbelievable 30 assists today, 3rd most in program history. they absolutely destroyed Duquesne, 90-53. honestly, it didn't feel like the game was that close.

my sister and i had to go to the grocery store after the game to pick up a few things. she wanted to get this beer that is named after the town we grew up in. it's actually really good. i think she's giving it to some friends that now live out of state. i had to pick up a few things for mom. i ran into a girl from high school that i probably haven't seen since i was in my early 20's. we started talking and i immediately thought back to a drunken kiss in a parking lot of a local club. ah, the good old days of drinking and driving and trying to fuck anything that moved... hopefully she looks up my most recent books and buys something.

Vice News Tonight had another great week of shows.

Treehouse Masters was really good last night. it was a contest episode where two winners got $20,000 makeovers of their treehouses. every time i watch that show i think about what i should have done at the farm. if only i had some fuck you money.

NJPW was great last night. it was the last episode of footage from Wrestle Kingdom 11.

Real Time with Bill Maher was excellent once again.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be Saturday Night Live, Austin City Limits and ROH.

team USA looked really good again last night against Jamaica. they finally got rewarded for their effort as well. two clean sheets in a row is something i could get used to. hopefully Bruce Arena can turn them around in time to still qualify for the next World Cup. USA won 1-0.

i hope everyone has a great Saturday night. call if you need bail money.

i'll be on here tomorrow before Manchester United plays. the way they are going these days, it's probably best i don't get on here after the game.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Bob Dylan - Meet Me In The Morning
Sneaker Pimps - 6 Underground
The Ragged Jubilee - I Am A Heartbreaker
CocoRosie - Werewolf

"I would like to be remembered as a person who wanted to be free... so other people would be also free." - Rosa Parks

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: