i didn't hear any sirens...

apparently, there was a tornado a few miles away from where i live last night. i didn't know anything about it until around 3 in the morning or so. the way the weather has been here lately, tornadoes around here aren't that surprising anymore.

the New York Yankees broke out the bats yesterday and defeated Tampa, 13-5 to go back into first place in the AL East. the Yankees start a series tonight at Baltimore. hopefully the offense can keep on rolling.

here are your highlights from the NHL playoffs yesterday:

here are your highlights from the NBA playoffs last night:

team USA did defeat Germany yesterday 3-1 at the Hockey World Championships. they play Canada tomorrow. the win over Germany did give team USA a spot in the quarterfinals.

the season finale of Barry was great last night.

Last Week Tonight was brilliant as usual.

Our Cartoon President was fucking hilarious last night.

WWE Money in the Bank was pretty good last night, right up until the last 5 minutes of the show. when Brock Lesnar's music hit, i wanted to puke. having him win the Money in the Bank contract is fucking stupid. and i do understand this is Vince's reaction to the ratings being down, etc. but god forbid you put in the time to create new stars for the fans to be excited about.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be The Voice, Carpool Karaoke and Desus & Mero. i'll be watching Monday Night Raw for most of the evening.

i do plan on watching some of Warriors vs. Trailblazers tonight as well.

the weather really cooled down today. it felt good to open up the house and let the breeze in again.

i have no clue when i will be on here tomorrow.

i hope everyone had a great weekend.

¿Cómo saber cuando una mujer tímida te ama?

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Titus Andronicus - Tumult Around The World
Moby - This Wild Darkness
Larkin Poe - Bleach Blonde Bottle Blues
Hot Water Music - Never Going Back

"Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great." - Cher

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day:

Earth Day 2019

i really took this day more seriously when i lived on the farm. i always had plans to take one of the meadows down by the water and plant a ton of trees in it. of course, we then moved and that never happened. i'm actually a little pissed at the number of trees the new owners have cut down. and they wonder why the gravel lane washes out so easy. the weather here is really nice today. i was able to turn off the furnace and open some windows. of course, more rain tomorrow.

Easter was pretty good here yesterday. of course, i think we might be eating leftovers for the rest of the week.

the New York Yankees pissed away a 5-0 lead yesterday to the Royals. thankfully, they came back to win, 7-6 in 10 innings. they start a series tonight out west against the Angels.

here are your highlights from the NHL playoffs yesterday:

here are your highlights from the NBA playoffs yesterday:

the WWE Network special on The Shield last night was pretty good. i am really going to miss Dean Ambrose.

Motown 60: A Grammy Celebration was good last night, but it could have been so much better.

Barry was excellent last night.

Veep was great last night.

Last Week Tonight was fucking hilarious as usual.

Billions was very good last night.

The Chi was fucking great last night.

here are your videos for this day of National Poetry Month:

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be The Voice. i'll be watching Monday Night Raw for most of the evening. plus, i'll flip between the NHL and NBA playoffs and some baseball.

mom's doctor's appointment today was quick. i did like that the podiatrist gave mom some helpful info on the new medication she is taking.

since we have so many leftovers from yesterday, we didn't go out to eat afterwards.

the guy mom hired to do our lawn is finally here.

i'll be on here tomorrow in the afternoon most likely.

i hope everyone had a great weekend.

until tomorrow...

por favor salva la tierra, nunca tendrás la oportunidad de vivir en otro lugar

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Guided by Voices - Do the Earth
Valley Maker - Supernatural
Titus Andronicus - (I Blame) Society
Black Label Society - Crazy Horse
Justin Townes Earle - Yuma

"Without obsession, life is nothing." - John Waters

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: