happy Friday the 13th

i was up way too early this morning to go to the doctor. mom had an appointment right after me. we got there on time, thankfully. i had to get some blood drawn and a flu shot. plus, the doctor ordered some x-rays for my back and left hip. i did those this afternoon. more on that in a bit. after mom got done, we went out to breakfast at Waffle House in town. i think it has been almost a year since mom went out to eat at Waffle House. i didn't recognize our waitress, but i surely wouldn't mind seeing her again. hopefully Cassidy enjoyed the healthy tip.

after breakfast, i got home and decided to wait until all the pills would be ready from the pharmacy to go out and get my x-rays done. i'm not a big fan of making three and four trips in a day when one would suffice. so i went to the place mom always has to go for her appointments and physical therapy to get the x-rays done. the woman working the desk couldn't understand what my last name was. i eventually pointed out like the soup and it finally clicked. the x-rays were fucking painful. i hate being flat on my back. and then getting into the fetal position was fucking fun. i'll be interested to see what is wrong. the tech was stunned that i had no questions. i laughed, saying in my head, just because i look homeless doesn't mean i'm fucking stupid. from there i went to the pharmacy to pick up the pills. 4 for me and something like 10 for mom. oh fucking joy. and since mom's insurance is all screwed up because of getting terminated, i had to wait for all that to get worked out before it could be rung up correctly. $95 later, i was finally on the way home.

i figure given that it's Friday the 13th, my x-rays will probably show something fucking horrific.

or maybe that's just a wish.

Vice News Tonight had another great week of shows.

The Chris Gethard Show was so fucking uncomfortable last night it was great.

Better Things was really good last night.

Gotham was fucking fantastic last night.

Will & Grace was hilarious last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be VICE, NJPW, the season finale of Room 104 and Mike Judge Presents: Tales from the Tour Bus.

the New York Yankees play Game 1 of the ALCS tonight in Houston. i won't be watching as they have won 3 straight with me not watching. i have a feeling that streak may end tonight as they have had hardly any success ever against Houston's starter tonight. hopefully i'm wrong.

the New York Rangers play tonight in Columbus. i don't know if i'll watch any of that or not. maybe if the Rangers actually score before Columbus does tonight, i might. of course, i thought that the last game as well and the Rangers gave up a goal 15 seconds in.

i will probably be on here tomorrow after Manchester United plays those fucking cunts from Liverpool. i will either be in a great mood or be ready for an endless display of i didn't know that curse word worked real well there.

i hope everyone has a great fucking weekend. get stoned. get drunk. enjoy life before that fucker in the White House kills us all.

ahúmelos si tienes muchachos

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross - John Carpenter's Halloween
Jimi Hendrix - Born Under a Bad Sign
Banditos - I Put a Spell On You
Marilyn Manson - Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)

"The only truly anonymous donor is the guy that knocks up your daughter." - Lenny Bruce

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: