they are stalking me, i swear

last night would have been the perfect night to open the windows and sleep well. but, of course, this is my life, so something had to go awry. at first i thought i just had really bad gas. then i smelled a little closer and sure enough, it was a fucking skunk. i checked around the outside of the house and didn't see anything. needless to say, the windows stayed close. that was until my mother opened them this morning, after the lawn treatment company was here. nothing like going into the kitchen in the morning and it smells like a meth lab. i had my pop tarts and muffin in my room this morning.

i did happen to write another poem today. i haven't typed it up yet, but it is a fucking keeper. i always love the ones where i can make myself laugh.

a quick music break, enjoy:

the New York Yankees got some great pitching last night (especially the bullpen) and just enough offense to beat Baltimore 3-2. that puts them 10 games over .500 now. hopefully they can get on a nice long winning streak. they play again tonight.

Deadliest Catch was really good last night. Tyrant was excellent. i really love the way the show is going now. WWE Tough Enough had a "shocking" elimination last night, but for the long run, it was the best thing that could happen to Patrick. Total Divas had me laughing. if all the hatred for Eva Marie is truly real, i will totally laugh my ass off in a year when she can out wrestle everyone on the cast except Paige.

Manchester United won late last night 3-1 over the San Joe Earthquakes. Mata, Memphis, and Pereira with the goals. they next play on Saturday against Barcelona. that should be a tasty one for a preseason game.

here is some truly funny shit from last night:

tonight is going to be a busy one. team USA takes on Jamaica in about 45 minutes in the semifinals of the Gold Cup. after that, the DVR will be busy. NXT, Big Brother and Lucha Underground are all on tonight. 

i'm really looking forward to NXT and Lucha Underground tonight. both shows look like they should be good.

time for some culture:

before i go, here's a song for the road:

hope everyone is doing good. it's almost 80 degrees in the house. i suppose i need to remind my mother what the heat does to her Meniere's disease. good times.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Cold War Kids - First

D'Angelo - Brown Sugar

Manic Street Preachers - Suicide Is Painless

Marilyn Manson - The Beautiful People

Figure w/Siff - From Mars with Love

"You have to lose yourself to find yourself." - Willem Dafoe

and your pro wrestling video of the day: