i get the feeling arthritis is going to win today...

i could feel the storms coming last night. the ache in my bones eventually woke me up at 5:30 this morning. thankfully, i went back to sleep. i don't think 2 hours was going to cut it for today.

the New York Yankees lost yesterday to Tampa in 11 innings, 2-1. so much for first place. hopefully they will win the series this afternoon.

here are your highlights from the NBA playoffs last night:

i got the winner of The Preakness Stakes right yesterday. one of these days, i'll actually have enough money to bet on the races.

the season finale of Saturday Night Live was good last night.

ROH was really good last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be the season finale of Barry, Last Week Tonight and Our Cartoon President. i'll be watching WWE Money in the Bank for most of the evening.

i might watch some of the NBA and NHL playoffs today. kind of depends on how i'm feeling and how the weather is.

team USA is currently leading Germany at the hockey World Championships today, 2-1. i will hopefully get this done before that is over.

i guess we're going to try to wait until Memorial Day for a new stove. that's going to be interesting.

i hope your Saturday was good. hopefully, your Sunday will be even better.

i think i'm going to have to start putting alcohol in my morning coffee...

i think the next wave of storms is coming. good times.

until tomorrow kids...

the USA is now leading 3-1.

¿Qué pasa cuando ya no puedes abrazar el dolor?

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Shooter Jennings - The Gunslinger
Ramones - I Wanna Be Sedated
The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again

"You don't have to be a man to fight for freedom. All you have to do is be an intelligent human being." - Malcolm X

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: