getting a sunburn in the shade

thankfully, there was no line at all when we took 4 boxes of shit to get shredded today. that was pretty easy. i found exactly what i was looking for at Hobby Lobby and even better, it was 50% off as well. mom found a few things she was looking for at Bed Bath & Beyond. i swear by the time we got out of there, it felt like it was near 100 outside. we were going to drive back to town to get lunch but then i thought we weren't far from this sports bar that we both like. mom just happened to have a gift card on her, so that settled that. it felt good to get into the air conditioning for a while. lunch was good. there must have been a fire somewhere on the way home as 2 fire trucks came flying past me on the way back. and sure enough, as soon as i got home, it was a race to the toilet. even if i take precautions (pills) or hydrate myself properly (water instead of alcohol), the heat destroys me anymore. good times.

the New York Yankees won again last night, 4-0 over Detroit. it's the first time since April, when they were 4-3 on the season, that they've been above .500. hopefully they will get 2 games over .500 by winning again tonight.

i did enjoy the Copa America games last night. Chile won a wild game over Bolivia 2-1 with a penalty kick at the death. Messi finally played for Argentina and it took him all of 20 minutes to get a hat trick. fucking ridiculous. Argentina defeated Panama 5-0.

tonight is a massive MUST WIN game for the USA vs. Paraguay. if the USA loses, they are eliminated. if they can get a draw, they will most likely advance. if they win, they are onto the quarterfinals. and once again, if they lose, i want the coach fired before the end of the night.

the other Copa America game tonight is Colombia vs. Costa Rica.

i did watch a little bit of the Euro 2016 before i had to leave this morning. Switzerland defeated Albania 1-0. i saw a little bit of Wales while i was at the sports bar. they defeated Slovakia 2-1. and i'm currently watching England and Russia play while i'm typing this. honestly, the violence before the match was probably more exciting.

that will be my day for the next few weeks. Euro 2016 in the day, Copa America at night. good times.

i didn't watch any of the NBA Finals last night. as soon as i saw that Golden State had the lead in the 4th quarter, i knew Cleveland was fucked. i'll be shocked if the series goes longer than 5 games now.

NJPW was excellent last night.

VICE was another must see episode last night.

enjoy some music:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be ROH.

when i saw that Christina Grimmie was killed last night when i woke up this morning, i was stunned. i remember her on The Voice and was really happy that she continued on with her career after the show. to be gunned down while signing autographs for fans is a horrific way to go. of course, it was in Florida, where it seems most crazy shit tends to happen.

England just scored to go up 1-0 over Russia. holy shit, Russia just scored basically at the death to get the 1-1 draw. same old England.

a happy birthday to the first major crush of my life. my offer still stands.

i hope everyone has a wonderful Saturday. call if you need bail money.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

The Cure - Pictures Of You
The Strumbellas - Spirits
Martika - Toy Soldiers
Cowboy Junkies - Powderfinger

"Let's face it, writing is hell." - William Styron

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: