i knew it was my life when i needed to get to my email and i couldn't

this morning was one of those mornings where i could have rebooted the fucking computer a trillion fucking times and nothing would have changed. i had poems i needed to email out and my email wasn't coming up for anything. it wasn't until i just left it alone and spent 30 minutes fucking around with Candy Crush that it finally came up.

i sent out 11 poems today; 6 to ZYX, 3 to Yellow Mama and 2 to BoySlut. when i hear back from these places i'll pass along the verdicts.

well, the sports voodoo relented for an evening, sort of. the New York Rangers beat Toronto 4-2. of course, seeing that they were playing the worst team in the league, something shitty had to come out of the game. unfortunately, the captain got drilled in the head again. this is the exact reason why i want AV to play Dylan McIlrath every fucking game. and with how Girardi and Boyle are playing, there's no reason why he shouldn't be playing every night. the fucker on Toronto at least got a 3 game suspension for the hit.

WWE Smackdown was better than Monday Night Raw in my opinion. it did the job and has me looking forward to the pay per view on Sunday, Fastlane.

The Big Bang Theory was really fucking funny last night. Life in Pieces was excellent but the ending hit me way too close to home. i had that kind of relationship where i was ready to take the next step and ask the perfect someone to move in with me but she broke up with me instead. thankfully the Rangers won so i could have a nice strong drink last night.

Lip Sync Battle was one of those things that you simply can't un-see. you have been warned.

Baskets was really good last night.

enjoy some music kids:

and now some of this and that:

on the DVR tonight will be NJPW, Treehouse Masters and VICE.

the Dayton Flyers play tomorrow at noon. i know after the game i have to take mom to where she works to sign some things. and then, hopefully, we'll eat and go to the grocery store. i know i have some pills i have to get. and some beer. good combination.

i have no clue when i'll be on here tomorrow. maybe early evening i suppose.

the wind has been crazy as fuck here today. when i was driving to the post office i felt for sure that some of the signs along the side of the road were going to get swept up and become projectiles. plus, it's damn near 65 degrees today. nothing like going from snow to shorts.

that's all for me kids. i hope everyone has a great weekend. call if you need bail money.

be well. be creative. be cool. be quick to send me CASH, panties, hate mail, love letters, broken promises and dirty pennies from heaven.

peace and chicken grease...

music:

Joe Bonamassa - Drive
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich - Hold Tight!
Portugal. The Man - Purple, Yellow, Red and Blue

"I've never run into a person who yearns for their middle school days." - Jeff Kinney

and your whatever the fuck i wanted you to see video of the day: